What Australians can learn about cows, constitution and the 10 commandments….

Thanks Rowland for this ….Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
single cow, born in Bourke almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Victoria ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 25,000 illegal immigrants
wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …
Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a
lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years,
And we’re not using it anymore.



The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments
Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –you cannot post
‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of
Lawyers, judges and politicians ….. It creates a
hostile work environment.


About Craig Benno

I'm an average aussie guy who has lived perhaps a not so average life.
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